Spring..when a young man’s fancy turns to some fucking thing. I WOULD look it up, but the motherfucking power is still out and I’m writing this while playing the race the laptop battery game.

Anyway, whatever the actual saying is, I’m pretty sure it means that young men are thinking about getting laid.

Really?

This only happens in the Spring? And it’s just YOUNG men? Please…I’m pretty fucking sure the season or the age doesn’t dictate how often men think about sex.

The birds, however, they do seem to be rather ‘active’. Last weekend, hubs and I sat outside and spent most of an entire hour watching two male mourning doves try make a female succumb to their wiles.

Don’t judge. In our defense, it was a really long Winter and Spring took for fucking EVER to get here and it was the FIRST good day for sitting outside. Besides, those doves weren’t even trying to hide it or anything.

Even the trees are in on it. Sure they need the wind as a marital aid, but they get the job done. I can tell by the tree splooge that is all over my deck and my house and our cars.

Also, I saw a poor little sparrow get gang-banged in my work parking lot.

Perhaps, with the younger crowd, Spring does put a surge in urge.

We went out for pizza since we live in a household that depends on electricity for everything and stopped at a convenience store for some drinks.  There was a couple who came in on a pair of Harley’s. I sat in the car and waited and watched as another man in the store grabbed the girl and lifted her up in a hug. Obviously, they were friends and this was an unexpected encounter.

The man who had come in with the girl gave the guy one of those high five handshakes that you see guys do all the time and then put his arm around his girl.

I swear, watching that scene instantly brought to mind the birds in the parking.

We had a male grackle or starling, one of the two, do a poofed up mating dance in the backyard last year. It was hilarious. He was strutting around shaking is groove thang. It seemed to work, too. The chicks were all over him.

It’s funny, watching these male rituals.

She’s MINE!

I could take her if I wanted.

Come here..please please please…COME HERE…come on, pleeeeeeze?

The female birds either appeared to be disinterested or were actively trying to NOT participate.

So all around us, we are getting an up close view of Spring sex.

Now I gotta go. Hubs is calling me. Apparently, he wants to ‘show me something’.