Now that I’ve reached the half century mark, I think it’s time I actually paid this goal setting thing some attention. This isn’t a joke! I mean really, there are people who became millionaires before they hit puberty. I’ve watched toddlers kicking all kinds of ass while playing the drums. Look at Doogie Houser, he was just a kid!
From what I’ve heard, unless you make goals and visualize success, then they will always just be dreams. I’ve also heard that unless you work toward those dreams, well then..you didn’t deserve them in the first place.
Real life is fucking harsh, y’all.
So…here it goes. I’ve decided to make my first goal. I’m a grandmother and I’m about to set my first real honest to fuck goal.
It’s a big one.
My first goal is: Come up a with a list of some motherfucking bad ass goals.
I’m right with you though I’ve an extra seven years on goal setting. Many of them spent right here at my desk.
My best thing I did was to learn, half-ass, how to use the GIMP. That’s one of my downloads on the PC that died. I’ve told them twice that I think it’s the HD and not the MB that died but it felt like talking to my pupper dogs. They don’t quite get it.
Screw it. Make 2 trips. When there is an error message on their troubleshooting software that says “inaccessible boot device” and that error message means the the MB is dead they need to go kick some troubleshooting software writing asshole squarely in the ass.
I have hope for my future. The VA may actually help me get rid of this tinnitus. That’s a big thing. They may find that these two spots now aren’t cancer. At the very least they’ll see pix of my heart and remove the damn wax out of my ears.
I’ll let them make a list of shit to do for me. If I wrote it down I’d lose it. My wife keeps track, if I remember to tell her.
Apparently I’m not on any most wanted list because we had a Michigan state trooper follow us home from breakfast. If he was like I was he called in the plate on the off-hand chance that I was a serial killer or something.
I don’t have a homemade list and I’m not on any shit lists. I’m listless. 🙂
I did pay all of our stuff off. The only credit I owe is zero interest to Dell for a year. I collect on a loan every month and that’s more than enough to pay Dell off within ten months.
Goals?
Debt-free is always a good one. We don’t owe anyone except Dell and one puny hospital bill when the hospital bill lady misheard me. I’ll have that paid off in 11-12 years. No interest. 🙂
Debt free is a great goal!!
hahahah…listless
The “G” word usually strikes terror in my heart…the minute I “set a goal” the minute I start sabotaging myself. And SMART goals? Eeeew. BUT!! I’ve been reading an amazing book called The Power Of Receiving (Amanda Owen) and it’s blowing my mind in the best possible way as it concerns goals…
I really need to read something like that.
Put reading that book on a list.
LOL – I know that without goals they are just dreams and for now (yes, I know I’m nearly 50 and still have no goals as well) that suits me fine.
I often feel if I set goals and don’t reach them I failed – I like just having dreams out there that don’t frown on me if I don’t meet them !
Have the best day !
Me
Those are the best dreams…
Haha that is an excellent goal– Though I think I know what your ooooother goal is 😉 And I can’t wait to hear more about it and possibly maybe sort of kind of a in a little way get inspired by it. You know.
haha…it took me a minute..but YES, you do know one of them. 🙂
I don’t have a problem coming up with goals — I have a million of them! My problem is sticking with goals long enough to make them a reality. Goal sticking is hard work and…well, let’s face it, I’m kind of lazy.
Me too…we could make it a goal to embrace our laziness?
Awesome…. excellent goal!
I am narrowing in on that half-century mark and my two-part goal is to sleep more and call in sick more… fingers crossed I can make it happen!
I LOVE your goals. Those are perfect goals. I’m stealing your goals
My favorite goal is “Don’t Wait.” It fits almost every situation in my life of procrastination.
That’s actually the perfect goal. One I need to adopt.