Search term Tuesday is awesome. I could kiss Steph at We Don’t Chew Glass for coming up with this.
On the other hand, that would be terribly awkward for both of us.
Some of the search terms that people used to get to my blog last week:
I can’t find the TAFKAP key on my keyboard – It’s between Prince and the ‘any’ key. I had to look up TAFKAP (the artist formerly known as Prince). I suppose at some point I might have written about Prince. I don’t remember it though.
John Cusack Bad Behavior – Naughty, naughty John. I guess it’s the difference between Martin Blank and Lloyd Dobbler.
Time Travel MILF action – I’m down for the time travel.
Tips to play cubicle – Personally, my favorite way to play cubicle is to be as far away from a cubicle as I can get. This is where time travel would come in handy.
My gray hair looks like tinsel – fair enough. It is festive, though.
Weird shoes means – weird feet?
Rubber boobies hd – High definition rubber boobies? I could actually use a set of boobies that would help me bounce back when I face plant.
Menopause mood swings out of her fucking mind – When hormones attack.
Adult timeout – I would like to be both on the receiving and giving end of the adult time out. Genius really.
Father is a sad old narcissist – Mine too.
Goat tries to fuck the girl videos – Videos? There’s more than ONE? Is this a thing? Because I only wrote about taking the ‘how many goats are you worth’ quiz.
How to tell your boyfriend to not touch your boobs – I’m going to go with “Hey, don’t touch my boobs”.
I really love the word press feature that shows me my search terms. It’s amusing and disturbing and it gives me a glimpse into the brains of strangers. It’s a nice little perk for an avowed voyeur.
I don’t like that most of the searches are ‘unknown searches’. That’s like nearly being told a secret.
I just want to make a public service announcement: Time travel and MILF action should NEVER be combined. You could end up being your own grandparent.
see? very good point. People need to time travel responsibly.
*Muah* You festive time traveling MILF, you. Hahaha. These are hilarious. Almost all of mine are “unknown” and it pisses me off too.
you know those unknown ones are awesome. Like search terms that will give you the meaning of life.
The TAFKAP key one had me rolling. I always imagine that most people are looking for porn when they come to my site. (There is no porn on my site.) I guessing a porn quest inspired a few of yours as well. MILFs and goats and heck even cubicles.
haha..yeah, no porn on mine either. I’ll talk about MOST things…but not that. Although, I have a post written that discusses oral sex (there’s a reason) and I’m squeamish about hitting the publish button.
This all made me laugh. I myself feel that playing cubicle is vastly overrated. I prefer to play bed, or at the very least, couch. Sometimes I play a variation of couch called couch and wine. I like it best.
Couch and tequila…that is my home version. Or deck and tequila.
Sadly, all my search terms come back as unknown. I guess I am not worthy to know the secrets of the universe.
Phffft…the secrets of the universe aren’t worthy to know you…
or something.
No chicken porn related searches? I’m almost disappointed.
Not even ONE!
Where are all the pervs??? I mean, other than the goat people.
“Time Travel MILF Action” is going to be a new show on SpikeTV next year. There won’t be any real action, but it will be implied.
Ha. I would watch that show