Any time I post a search term Tuesday post it’s because I’m tired and I can’t think of anything to write about. So, I just look at the search terms people use and end up at my blog. I have to give these people credit, they’re creative and somewhat scary.

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I love search term Tuesday.

If you read my blog, you know that I often post conversations between me and my work friend who I have named Priscilla, Queen of the Cubicle. What my blog has taught me is this: People who search for ‘porn’ and ‘Priscilla’ are incapable of spelling ‘Priscilla’ correctly. Sometimes, porn isn’t  a part of it..but still..Priscilla seems to be impossibly hard to spell.

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Search term Tuesday is awesome. I could kiss Steph at We Don’t Chew Glass for coming up with this.

On the other hand, that would be terribly awkward for both of us.

Some of the search terms that people used to get to my blog last week:

I can’t find the TAFKAP key on my keyboard  – It’s between Prince and the ‘any’ key. I had to look up TAFKAP (the artist formerly known as Prince). I suppose at some point I might have written about Prince. I don’t remember it though.

John Cusack Bad Behavior – Naughty, naughty John. I guess it’s the difference between Martin Blank and Lloyd Dobbler.

Time Travel MILF action – I’m down for the time travel.

Tips to play cubicle – Personally, my favorite way to play cubicle is to be as far away from a cubicle as I can get. This is where time travel would come in handy.

My gray hair looks like tinsel – fair enough. It is festive, though.

Weird shoes means – weird feet?

Rubber boobies hd – High definition rubber boobies? I could actually use a set of boobies that would help me bounce back when I face plant.

Menopause mood swings out of her fucking mind – When hormones attack.

Adult timeout – I would like to be both on the receiving and giving end of the adult time out. Genius really.

Father is a sad old narcissist – Mine too.

Goat tries to fuck the girl videos – Videos? There’s more than ONE? Is this a thing? Because I only wrote about taking the ‘how many goats are you worth’ quiz.

How to tell your boyfriend to not touch your boobs – I’m going to go with “Hey, don’t touch my boobs”.

I really love the word press feature that shows me my search terms. It’s amusing and disturbing and it gives me a glimpse into the brains of strangers. It’s a nice little perk for an avowed voyeur.

I don’t like that most of the searches are ‘unknown searches’. That’s like nearly being told a secret.